Note to Universal Studios About Minion Mayhem Grand Opening

Universal Studios’ Minion Mayhem has the same birthday as me!

Dear Universal,
I am your bigest fan. I have a whole blog about Despicable Me. But most of it is about minions. I know lots of minion names like Tim, Lence, Carl, Kevin, Phil, gourge, and Paul. Your ride on Universal Studios is going to open on my birthday! So I would like free tickets because it’s the best place ever. Also, if I go, I will cover it on my blog.

Sincerely,
Curtis Lynn (aka Kevin the Minion Blogger)

P.S. I was wondering if Kevin has 1 or 2 eyes? Because in the first movie Kevin had 1 eye and in the second movie he had 2.